WOYE Chapter 112

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Witch, Open Your Eyes Chapter 112

Cat Part 10

The audience response was very enthusiastic.

Now the audience doesn’t know what’s wrong. In the last century, the celebrity had to hide their love affairs and marriages from the audience and if they were exposed, they were threatened and abused and some hard-core fans were even given death threats. Some idols already have children in college and still claim to be single and give the illusion that everyone has a chance.

Nowadays, it is really different. Today celebrities will make a CP with this person and tomorrow expose their relationship with that person. They will make their debut as a couple and they will show off their love on the show even announcing they will get married.

But the audience is still eating this.

The Border collie girl and her boyfriend bathed the dog together, it splashed the two of them with water and they kissed across the dog.

In front of the camera, Movie Emperor Guan skilfully steamed egg custard* for his wife. The local specialty silver carp was finely cut and put on the bowl with shredded onions sprinkled on it. His wife was holding Da Yong and sitting by the fireplace, combing her hair. Her face was lit by the fireplace fire, which made her look delicate.

[蒸鸡蛋羹] Pic for your stomach

Su Qian’s boyfriend proposed to her on the show. He is working with the show team. There were fireworks that blew up in the sky. He proposed while down on one knee, with red-roofed wooden houses and snow carpets in the white mountains as background scenery. Su Qian laughed while scolding: “I shed my tears and it stuck on my mascara, it is frozen!”

The cameraman laughed so hard that the video was shaky. But this shaky video actually ended up in the trailer. The background sound was the cameraman’s magical laughter. When the audience watched it, they couldn’t help but laugh along.

The rapper and his teammates also came out to watch the fireworks. The teammate was dragged up halfway through his sleep, his nose was red from the cold and he called the rapper a pig’s head. Other male celebrities proposed with fireworks, and he, a no-good guy, is here to hijack other people’s fireworks, so is he going to hijack other people’s wedding rings when he proposes to his date?

The rapper was scolded so he scolded back, “Do you dare to marry me? I will buy a wedding ring tomorrow if you dare to marry me, I will buy you a diamond with a few carats if you want!”

He blushed when he finished, and the two rivals, who were at odds when they met, blushed while looking at the fireworks in the sky, neither looking at nor talking to each other.

Fang Daichuan and Li Sinian were sleeping in the cabin. Beta was awakened by the sound of fireworks. It walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, watched excitedly for a while and went to bed to step on Fang Daichuan’s chest muscles.

It seems to have a particular preference for Fang Daichuan’s chest muscles.

Fang Daichuan was dazed and awakened by the stomping, and froze for a full ten seconds before nudging Li Sinian beside him.

In fact, Li Sinian already woke up. In this unfamiliar environment and with the camera in the room, he couldn’t sleep well and only slept lightly all night. When someone came out to move the fireworks outside, he already woke up but pretended to be asleep. When Fang Daichuan pushed, he opened his eyes and smiled with hooked lips, “What’s wrong, you usually sleep like a pig, you can’t even be kicked awake, why are you sleeping so lightly today?”

Fang Daichuan stared blankly at the excited Beta on his chest and asked in a trembling voice, “Is Beta kneading?”

https://www.livescience.com/40548-why-do-cats-knead.html

Yes, Beta’s two front paws move one after the other, taking turns to step on Fang Daichuan’s chest with an enthralled expression.

A cat knead means happiness, trust and a sense of extreme security, which should be an “honour” for humans. Beta never stepped on Fang Daichuan’s chest, it liked to nestle on Fang Daichuan’s chest and when he was unhappy, he would bite Fang Daichuan’s pectoral muscles. This was the first time that it showed its fondness and fascination for Fang Daichuan. Furthermore, its own father was around.

“You pet it.” Li Sinian smiled, he whispered in a low voice, watching Beta act coquettishly with interest, its little whisker trembled.

Fang Daichuan scratched Beta’s throat lightly and stroked Beta’s back with his other hand. Beta did not refuse, Fang Daichuan tentatively kissed it on the cheek.

When the show was broadcast, the subtitles of this section were four bright characters: “A family of three.”

With the sky full of fireworks outside, Li Sinian propped his head up and lay on his side, watching Fang Daichuan and Beta.

Fang Daichuan’s fan group was silent for an hour.

The group admin is Fang Daichuan’s huge fan, she is beautiful and rich and a girlfriend’s fan. Her wish is to go with Fang Daichuan to Ginza tomorrow and if she could she is willing to pay for that.

(T/N : So, I know there is already mention of gf’s fans before but I will just explain it here since the paragraph above has a lot of slang so might as well make long notes here. 铁粉 is iron powder and powder is slang for fans so ‘iron fans’ I decided to translate into ‘huge fans’. 白富美 means beautiful with strong economy strength so yeah, beautiful and rich. Gf’s fans well, apparently there are many types of fans, GF is as it said, you want to be the gf.)

In fact, not many people in the whole group are sticking to the position of girlfriend fan, although Li Sinian is a love rival but he is handsome ah, many people have secretly made alt accounts since they saw the picture of two eating together. Their main account promotes “all for Fang Daichuan”, while for alt it reads: “Self-promoting Chuan Nian”.

(T/N : Another paragraph with slang. So, 小号马甲, small vest means alternate account. 圈地自萌萌川年 is well, the ship aka CP’s name. 圈地自萌萌 part is, based on what I Baidu, means small circle? So yeah, the fans are, on main account they are Chuan’er’s fans but they have alt acc that ship Chuan’er and Sinian lol.)

Yes, this fan group is very magical. Not only did they make another CP but they also stood against the original CP.

But it is done using all alt and in this group, no one dared to speak openly. They all know the group admin’s personality.

An hour later, the group admin appeared.

Admin: “Why don’t you talk, have you watched the last episode of Cute Pet?”

——I didn’t dare to tell you my opinion after watching it, we have defected. The girls thought.

Admin: “Oh my god, I’m so pissed off, fuck the show, it’s making me cry.”

The girls started typing in the dialog box, everyone weighing their words and typing without meaning to: “The show is indeed too much, let’s not watch it! Fang Daichuan is too much! There’s no regard for our face at all, if the group leader gave the order we will stop being fans!”

They thought, if they could make the big one stop being a fan, then they could openly start shipping Chuan Nian!

The girls had just finished typing the row and hadn’t even sent it out yet, when the group admin’s quick hands had already typed a paragraph.

Admin: “When Beta stepped on Chuan’er-ge‘s chest and Chuan’er-ge kissed it, fuck I really cried.

Chuan’er-ge treats it so carefully, he really likes Beta. Have you seen the look in Beta’s dad’s eyes? The gaze is full of love and it is spoiled rotten! I’m sorry, I’m no longer a girlfriend fan, I’ve changed my Weibo profile and from now on the group will have a new CP. Anyone who is a girlfriend fan automatically has to leave the group. “

Her Weibo profile used to be “Mutual Love Chuan, Yang Fan supporting Chuan”, but now it has been changed to “Through the years, love is in the mountains and rivers.”

(T/N : In case you haven’t visited the artist website that I have linked many chapters ago and I will link again below, the artist’s website name is this one. So yep, truly great fans there. :thumbs up:

此去经年，爱在山川 this is a wordplay. 年 Nian from Li Sinian means years. 川 Chuan from Fang Daichuan means river. 山川 however means mountain and rivers. )

https://ncszd.lofter.com/

Everyone said, “It’s good, we all accept it. We actually wanted to change direction for a long time. It works best since someone has led the way.”

However some girls objected: “Nian Chuan? Your CP is wrong! The official is Chuan Nian!”

“Damn the official,” the group admin sent an emoji to express disdain, “My Chuan’er-ge is straight and pure, okay? And they’re best buddies, that’s why they dare to be so high profile. So it doesn’t make sense for us to discuss Nian Chuan or Chuan Nian. Everyone acts properly so you don’t cause embarrassment to the parties involved. “

This group is a start of something.

From that day onwards, the storm between girlfriend fans and CP fans in the mountain and rivers area temporarily died out and the struggle between the Nian Chuan and Chuan Nian parties intensified.

However, the people involved don’t take it to heart. Fang Daichuan secretly searched the topic on Weibo. It seems that everyone accepts it well and nobody thinks they are coming out of the closet. They all regard it as entertainment and everyone complains while watching the sweet moment. Not only their fans, but the fans of the rapper and the teammate next door also act the same.

January passed in a flash.

The second day of February was an auspicious day so director Chen’s “The Boundless Waves” filming on that day and Fang Daichuan officially joined the set on the very same day.

After worshipping Emperor Guan, Director Chen sent red envelopes to friends in the media circle and finally the shooting officially started

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guan_Yu

The filming was starting. The director himself uncovered the red cloth on the camera and went through the motions of filming some footage and distant scenes and with that the first day’s task was complete.

It was Fang Daichuan’s first time acting as male lead, so he didn’t know many of the rules, and he didn’t have anyone he knew, so he was a bit cautious. This time, he was working with director Chen, an experienced director, who is said to have a particularly bad temper and often scolds actors into tears until they stop acting.

He did not dare to ask for anything, he ate whatever he was given and stayed wherever he was told, carrying his bag and putting his luggage away himself.

Director Chen saw him sitting cautiously on the side and was amused, reaching out to greet him, “Chuan’er! Come here! I’d like to introduce you to our producer.”

The producers, in common terms, are the ones who invest the money, usually the big bosses of the film and television companies, who don’t usually stay on the set except for the start of the production. As they said, the one who pays is the father and the thighs of the golden master must still be held.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_producer

Fang Daichuan put down his script and came over to see someone sitting next to Director Chen, reading the script with his head down, nestled on the director’s stool, a pair of long legs casually placed in front of him and the soles of his flight boots still stained with the same type of cat hair.

Fang Daichuan was dumbfounded.

“This is our producer, who has also made a cameo appearance in a small role and has a scene with you,” said Director Chen, who was quite happy to introduce him, “Our producer has just returned from studying in America, and is still relatively new to China. You are all young people, let’s get to know each other and have more contact.”

Fang Daichuan then saw the familiar figure look up and smile at him.

“Hello, my name is Li Sinian.” He smiled and stood up, extending his right hand to Fang Daichuan.

In that moment, all the past was far away, as if the seven days of survival on the island were just a dream, as if fate had taken a subtle turn before the encounter, no thrill, no twists and turns, no blood and fear.

Outside the script they are two ordinary people and all the thrills and madness are only in the script,

As director Chen says, Li Sinian returns from his studies and they meet for the first time on the set. Li Sinian turned his back to the sun, smiled at him and extended his right hand.

Fang Daichuan, enchanted, also reached out to shake his hand: “My name is Fang Daichuan, how are you?”

“Chuan’er-ge,” Li Sinian greeted politely, “Let’s go out for seafood after we finish, I’ll treat you to sparkling wine and oysters.”

The two laughed at the same time.

——This is not the end of one story but more like the beginning of another story.

***

Author said:

This is the end of the extra, I won’t talk much since I have said everything I need to say.

At the end of the year, the full text of the refined version and all the extras including cats will be included. There will also be an exclusive copy of Blizzard Mountain Villa. Friends who want to collect can pay attention.

It is ok if you can’t support it. The full text of the revised version and all of the web-based extras except for the cats will be put into a TXT, and the cruise ship chapter at the end of the text will probably be extensively expanded, so you can pick it up on Weibo.

I’d like to thank you all for your support along the way and I’ve got a link to the new pit, 《调教绅士》, which will be finished within the next week.

Well see you all again in the next story.

I love you all so much.

Translator’s notes :

On chapter 50 Sinian already hinted that he will help Chuan’er became a leading actor and he made film promise on chapter 67.

Anyway, this is it. Honestly, what a ride. Thank you for reading until this point, when I first reading this novel I was like ‘this novel is really good I want more people to know it’

Took me more than a year to finish this one. I really hope I did a decent job since seriously the author really did write a good story so yeah, anything that seems off, please comment so I can fix it.

Then, cya.

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